They woke up to the sound of a bomb exploding. EVeryone grabbed their guns and ran outside. Ed strapped on his eyepatch and put on his hat and rushed out. It was just saint, getting them to wake up. “OK YOU GUYS. Get dressed and there are showers 1 mile south from here. So get to it! Fox brushed her hair, packer put on his shirt, and then Ed rubbed on deodrant, and bodyspray. Saint came in to check progress. “You put on deodrant AND body spray? :s” “One to keep me from swetting, the other to smell nice.” Ed answered. Ed, Pack, Key, and div went over to the showers. Once they got there, they found 2 houses.
They werent marked boy/girl, so they flipped a coin to see who gets nicest shower. Girls did, because they bet on heads, and heads was on both sides. Sneaky sneaky sheila. They got showered, then they went back to camp.
CHAPTER 3, TRAINING
Ed went in, dried off, and grabbed his hat. Military officials came 30 minutes later. They gave them accessories for their part n the army. “So, why are we doing this?” Catdemon asked. “Your going to war with a special alien time creature that have nursed in volcanoes and lived off of minerals underground.” In fear, cat inched closer to Ed.
They were lead to a certain area 3 miles from camp. “Edwadu, report.” Edwadu walked over. “Use your underground pack, soilder!” He drilled a tunnel. It was hard the first 10 feet, but then, it collapsed COMPLETELY. There was a base under there. They lead them to a Dojo. They were given instructions for Hand-hand combat incase they snuck up on them. “Wear something light and comfortable. Those rhimestone jeans wont do, miss,” and pointed at Falling.
All the boys wore under armor tank tops and gym shorts, while the girls wore Sports bras and short shorts. “We could get used to this boys.” Boomer proclaimed.
They did all this ninja stuff and meditated and then punched punching bags and stuff.
They trained agility, then were split up. Boomer was leader of ground force. Ed was leader of Air Force. Seane led the navy, and Pack led the Marines. But first, they had to work as a time and go on a hike up a 2 mile mountain, to the summit, and back. Ed grabbed his dagger, some bombs, his back pack, and some pistols.
He ran the software on his mind for the routes of the mountain. He predicted it would take 2 days. We would climb all the way up, then go down 700 feet to camp. Then they would head out the next day. All the leaders were in the front, and Ed was right next to them. He slashed through trees, and then they got ambushed by the aliens.
Ed grabbed two pistols, and a grenade. Pack pulled out a bazooka, and then told everyone to chase them to the mountain side, then we would retreat, and Pack would blow off the chunk of mountain they were on. They did it according to pack and it was successful. Then they decided there should be carriers, and sweepers. The carriers carry the supplies up while sweepers stay on the look out.They reached the summit. One by one the scouters pulled everyone up to the top.
“Well, now its just about 15 more minutes til’ camp.” Fox told everyone. They set up camp. Marines putting up the tents, Navy building the fire, Air force making dinner, and ground force on look out.
Find out what happens next in chapter 4









“Ed, pack, and boomer stared as Fox, Waafles, and Cat walked by in theyre sports bras.” This is horrifyingly scary and funny at the same time…
Wheee! I love short stuff! I just hope my top is black and my bottoms are purple, I’m not goth, I just like those colors