In the jungle

It was morning. Ed got up at around 9:30 and  trottred on by his brother and sister. Nothing wakes them up. He got on chat and then said hi to everyone. Packer went to work on his story, Meat browsed some video games, and Ed worked on his own game to make it better. They were just sitting around when Saint came back from her vacation and said,”Did you hear the news? They say ACP is the largest kids army ever!” “Soooo, why did they figure that out?” Seth said. Saint shrugged. “jsdfhghjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk938″Ed typed. “Wha-?” “My cat. She was walking on the keyboard. Get off prima” Then a hypnotizing swirl popped up “Dumb ads” Packer thought. He hit Ctrl alt del but then he fell asleep just then. And so did fox. And Keyser. And Bluey. And Meat. And everyone else in ACP. They awoke in a jungle. There was a not there that said “Saint” on it. Saint picked it up and read it. “We were drafted into an army?” She read the date “AND WE GOT HERE 5 DAYS AGO!?!?!??!?” There were 600 tents alphabatized with everyones name in it.  Poor zdoger Ed thought, since they woke up laying at about B. Ed walked into his tent and saw his safari hat and eye patch. “I always wear this on CP” he said. He put on his hat and eye patch then saw a note,”Congradulations. You will be in this army. You will be guiding as a tour guide through the woods and desert. Theres a computer to brain wash you all the directions. Everyone will be called by their CP name now. SO dont respond to Alex.”How did he know my name?” Ed thought. He saw a pak with a shovel and drill. It said “UNDERGROUND PACK” He saw an ID of him on the table. He picked it up and slipped it in his pocket. He took it out and saw a security number for access to top scret areas. Everyone got settled in and regrouped at the beginning of A. Zdoger came back panting, since the tents were all in a line.